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时间: 2004-10-10 13:38

作者: 往事不用再提 标题: English Humours

All I do is pay

　　"My family is just like a nation," Mr. Brown told his colleague. "My
wife is the minister of finance, my mother-in-law is the minister of war,
and my daughter is foreign secretary."
　　"Sounds interesting, " his colleague replied. "And what is your
position?"
　　"I'm the people. All I do is pay."

　　

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时间: 2004-10-10 13:40

作者: 往事不用再提

Today is the last day

A man was at a bar, slowly sipping his beer and looking very gloomy.
　　"What's the problem?" Asked the bartender. "You look so sad."
　　"My wife and I had a fight. She told me she wasn't going to talk to me
for 30 days."
　　"That should make you happy!" said the bartender.
　　"It did," said the man. "But that was 29 days ago. Today is the last day."

时间: 2004-10-10 13:45

作者: 往事不用再提

Where is the father?

Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.
　　 "Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!"
　　 "Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only
the mother and the children. Where is the father?"
　　 The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained,
　　 "Obviously he was painting the pictures."

　　

时间: 2004-10-12 17:34

作者: flamesky

hehe. any more?

时间: 2004-10-13 11:22

作者: way114

hahahaha!

时间: 2004-10-14 17:13

作者: 往事不用再提

The mean man's party（吝啬鬼请客）

The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot."

　　"Why use my elbow and foot?"

　　"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-hangded, are you?"

时间: 2004-10-15 11:16

作者: flamesky

这不像是一则English Humour啊,讽刺性到是蛮浓的,是不是?

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