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时间: 2004-12-9 16:47

作者: snoop 标题: 小笑话专栏

搜集一些简单有趣的英文笑话。
先来一个：

Teacher: Walter, why don't you wash your face? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning?
Walter: What was it?
Teacher: Eggs.
Walter: Wrong, teacher. That was yesterday.

时间: 2004-12-9 20:28

作者: 爱莫莫

顶～

时间: 2004-12-10 12:17

作者: 往事不用再提

Driving test
When Peter came back from his seventh driving test,his wife asked him eagerly :"Dear,have you passed the test this time?"
"I don't know"

eter said
"What did they say when you left there?" his wife asked.
"They said nothing.You see,when I left there,they were still unconscious."

时间: 2004-12-10 12:18

作者: 往事不用再提

the past tense
The teacher said:"Today we will review our tenses.Now,if I say"I am beautiful",what tense is it?
A student replied:"Obviously the past tense."

时间: 2004-12-10 12:19

作者: 往事不用再提

The psychiatrist was asking questions to test his patient:
"Do you ever hear voices without knowing who is speaking or where the voices are coming from?"
"Yes ,sir,I do."
"And when does this happen?"
"when I answer the telephone."

时间: 2004-12-10 16:26

作者: snoop

Teacher: When was Rome built?
Tom: At night.
Teacher: Who told you that?
Tom: You did. You said Rome wasn't built in a day.

时间: 2004-12-10 16:27

作者: snoop

Teacher: Can you tell me anything about the great scientists of the 18th century?
Pupil: Yes, sir, I can. They are all dead.

时间: 2004-12-11 18:51

作者: enuoCM

Bare Arms

　
The Founding Fathers were sitting around a table sometime in 1776, working on the constitution. It had been a long day.

Father 1: "Whew! It's getting rather warm in here, isn't it?"

Father 2: "Shall I open the window?"

Father 1: "No, I'll just take off my jacket, and roll up my sleeves."

Father 2: "That's a good idea. Why don't we include that in the constitution?"

Father 1: "What? That we are allowed to take our jackets off and roll up our sleeves while at work?"

Father 2: "Yes, but that doesn't sound very smooth. How about 'Everyone shall have the right to bare arms?'"

时间: 2004-12-13 15:25

作者: snoop

Billy and his brother Davy were in the same class. The teacher assigned them to write a composition "My Mother". Davy wrote one and Billy just copied it.
On the next day the teacher asked Billy, "How is it that your composition is exactly the same with Davy's?"
"we have the same mother, don't we?" replied Billy.

时间: 2004-12-15 12:36

作者: snoop

When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!"

　　　"I wasn't asleep," the man answered.

　　　"Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed."

　　　"I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."

时间: 2004-12-23 10:44

作者: snoop

The result of a Promise

Father: I promised to buy you a car if you passed your examination, and you have failed. What were you doing last term?
Son: I was learning to drive a car.

时间: 2004-12-27 14:29

作者: snoop

Wait a Minute

Tom: My grand God, what does a millennium mean to you?

　　God: It only means a minute.

　　Tom: My omnipotent god, what do 10,000 golden coins mean to you?

　　God: Just a small coin.

　　Tom: My humane god, please give me a small coin.

　　God: Ok, poor man, please wait a minute.

时间: 2004-12-28 12:18

作者: catvampire

wonderfull

时间: 2004-12-28 12:19

作者: catvampire

wonderfull

时间: 2004-12-29 14:00

作者: snoop

Who pulls the tail?

Mother (reprimanding her small daughter): You mustn't pull the cat's tail.

　　Daughter: I'm only holding it, Mom. The cat's doing the pulling.

时间: 2004-12-30 10:41

作者: snoop

Be Much Worse

Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?

　Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse.

时间: 2005-1-2 00:08

作者: SHOWER

好东西
支持一下

时间: 2005-1-2 16:10

作者: liuyue1234ty

顶，好

时间: 2005-1-4 16:16

作者: snoop

谢谢支持，继续努力。
She Ate All My Bait

The young boy protested vigorously when his mother asked him to take his little sister along fishing. "The last time she came," he objected, "I didn't catch a single fish."

　　"I'll talk to her," his mother said, "and I promise this time she won't make any noise."

　　"It wasn't the noise, Mom," the boy replied. "She ate all my bait."

　　她把所有的诱饵都吃了

　　妈妈提出让小男孩带着妹妹一起去钓鱼时，他坚决反对。“上次她跟着我，”他反对地说：“我连一条鱼都没能钓上。”

　　“我会告诉她，”妈妈说，“我保证这次她不再发出响声了。”

　　“妈妈，不是响声，”男孩回答，“是她把所有地诱饵都吃了。”

时间: 2005-1-5 16:33

作者: snoop

A lonely frog's future

A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds.

　　His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

　　The frog is thrilled，

　　"This is great！"

　　"Will I meet her at a party？" he croaks.

　　"No," says the psychic， "in biology class."

时间: 2005-1-6 11:15

作者: snoop

Money and Friends

A: Which do you find more important, money or friends?

　　B: Friends, of course.

　　A: Why?

　　B: I can always borrow money from friends.

时间: 2005-1-7 15:47

作者: snoop

Happiness in Dream

　　There was a wife who told her husband, "Last night I dreamed you bought me a mink coat and a diamond ring."

　　The husband put down his newspaper and said, "Fine! Tonight go back to sleep and wear them."

时间: 2005-1-11 10:44

作者: snoop

Fine for Parking

“Tell me again," asked the judge, "why you parked there?"

　　The driver rose and answered respectfully(尊敬地), "Because, Your Honor, it said 'Fine for Parking'"

respectfully：respectful（a.）对别人表示尊敬，

　　respectable（a.）令人尊敬的

　　"fine" has two meanings：

　　1) good

　　2) pay some money for doing something wrong

时间: 2005-1-12 15:35

作者: snoop

What you want is a TV

Bertha was a very pretty girl. Quite a lot of young men wanted to marry her, but she was not satisfied with any of them.

　　One day, a young man asked her to become his wife. She answered, "No, John, I won't marry you. I want to marry a man who is famous, who can play music, who can tell interesting stories, who does not smoke or drink , who stays at home in the evenings and who stops talking when I'm tired of listening."

　　The young man got up, took his coat and went to the door, but before he left the house, he turned and said to Bertha, "It isn't a man you're looking for. It's a television set."

时间: 2005-1-14 14:46

作者: 爱丝尼

interesting!

时间: 2005-1-16 17:51

作者: yousuph

果然有好多好东西，支持一下！

时间: 2005-1-17 13:55

作者: snoop

It is I who made my husband a millionaire

   A woman was telling her friend, It is I who made my husband a millionaire.

　　  And what was he before you married him?

　　  asked the friend.

　　  The woman replied, A billionaire.

时间: 2005-1-17 13:58

作者: snoop

The Wrong Email

A Illinois man left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher’s wife whose husband had passed away only the day before.

　　when the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint. At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen: DEAREAST WIFE: JUST GOT CHECKED IN. EVERYTHING PREPARED FOR YOUR ARRIVAL TOMORROW.

　　P.S.SURE IS HOT DOWN HERE.

时间: 2005-1-18 14:11

作者: snoop

To scare them

A mother bought her son a 39 Halloween costume to scare his friends. "Should I take the price tag off?" the boy asked.

　　"Leave it on," his mother replied. "We‘ll scare your father too."

时间: 2005-1-18 14:13

作者: snoop

In a cinema during a performance one of the audience gets up, makes his way along the row of seats and goes out into the foyer. A few minutes later he returns and asks the man sitting at the head of the row:

　　"Excuse me, was it your foot I stepped on when I was going out a moment ago?"

　　" Yes, but it doesn't really matter. It didn't hurt at all."

　　"Oh, no, it isn't that. I only want to make sure that this is my row."

时间: 2005-1-18 18:53

作者: ~紫贝壳

完全看不懂~

时间: 2005-1-19 09:04

作者: 一个烟圈

呵呵

时间: 2005-1-19 14:17

作者: snoop

My wife came home yesterday and said, "Honey, the car won't start, but I know what the problem is."

　　I asked her what it was, and she told me there was water in the carburetor(化油器）. I thought for a moment, then said, "You know, I don't mean this offensively, but you don't know the carburetor from the accelerator."

　　"No, there's definitely water in the carburetor," she insisted.

　　"OK Honey, that's fine, I'll just go take a look. Where is it?"

　　"In the lake."

时间: 2005-1-19 14:18

作者: snoop

A middle-aged couple, with two beautiful daughters, decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.

　　Soon, the wife became pregnant, and, nine months later, delivered a baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son, but was horrified to find an incredibly-ugly baby.

　　He went to his wife and said, "I cannot possibly be the father of that hideous (丑恶的） child. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered."

　　When his wife blushed（脸红）, he became suspicious, and demanded, "Have you been fooling around on me?"

　　His wife confessed, "Not this time."

时间: 2005-1-25 09:42

作者: 通信之王

搞笑,支持,再发

时间: 2005-1-26 16:47

作者: snoop

Good-by, Money

On a trip to Disney World in Florida, my husband and I and our two children devoted ourselves whole　heartedly to the wonders of this attraction. After three exhausting days, we headed for home.

　　As we drove away, our son waved and said, "Good-by, Mickey."

　　Our daughter waved and said, "Good-by, Minnie."

　　My husband waved, rather weakly, and said, "Good-by, Money."

时间: 2005-1-26 16:49

作者: snoop

A letter for the girlfriend

One day a young man was writing a letter to his girl friend who lived just a few miles away in a nearby town. Among other things, he was telling her how much he loved her and how wonderful he thought she was. The more he wrote the more poetic he became. Finally, he said that in order to be with her he would suffer the greatest difficulties, he would face the greatest dangers that anyone could imagine. In fact, to spend only one minute with her, he would climb the highest mountain in the world, he would swim across the widest river, he would enter the deepest forest and with his bare hands fight against the fiercest animals.

　　He finished the letter, signed his name, and then suddenly remembered that he had forgotten to mention something quite important. So, in a postscript below his name, he added: "By the way I'll be over to see you on Wednesday night -- if it doesn't rain."

致女朋友的一封信

　　一天，一个青年男子给住在离他几英里远的镇上的女朋友写信。除写了其他的事情外，他告诉她他爱她有多深，他认为她有多好，他越写越富有诗意。最后，他写道，为了能和她呆在一起，他将克服最大的困难，他将面对任何人能够想像的最大的危险。实际上，为了能和她呆上一分钟，他将爬越世界上最高的山，他将游过最宽的河，他将赤手空拳进入最深的森林同最凶恶的野兽搏斗。

　　他写完了信，签上了名，突然，他想起忘了写一件挺重要的事。因此，他在信末签名后又补充道：“顺便说一下，我将在星期三晚上去看你--如果不下雨的话。”

时间: 2005-1-26 16:51

作者: snoop

I just like to hear you say it

The crusty (顽固的，脾气暴躁的）old managing partner finally passed away, but his firm kept receiving calls asking to speak with him. "I'm sorry, he's dead," was the standard answer.

　　Finally, the receptionist who fielded （负责接听）the calls began to realize it was always the same voice, so she asked who it was and why he kept calling.

　　The reply, "I used to be one of his junior associates （下属同事）and I just like to hear you say it."

时间: 2005-1-26 17:01

作者: bluesnan

Wow, I do like this one!

时间: 2005-1-28 16:47

作者: snoop

Now We Run

　　A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach. After watching the boy’s efforts for some time, the priest moves closer to the boy's position. He steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the little fellow, places his hand kindly on the child's shoulder and gives the doorbell a sold ring. Crouching down to the child's level, the priest smiles and asks, "And now what, my little man?" The boy replies, "Now we run!"

时间: 2005-1-28 16:48

作者: snoop

My Baby Swallowed a Bullet

Young Mother: "Doctor, my baby swallowed a bullet. What shall I do?

　　Doctor: "Don't point him at anybody."

时间: 2005-1-31 14:17

作者: snoop

时间: 2005-1-31 14:22

作者: snoop

Student Recruitment

The meanest principal in the world was worried that his private school would close because of lack of students. One day he called in his assistant and demanded that he go out and recruit more students or be fired.

The next day five new students signed up. The day after that another ten signed up. Within a week the enrollment was sky high.

Pulling his assistant aside one day, the principle asked, "How did you get so many new students to sign up?"

"It was easy," replied the assistant. "I just started a rumor that you were quitting."

时间: 2005-2-3 14:46

作者: snoop

One day, the teacher inquired of Peter:" What is four minus four?" Peter was tongue-tied. The teacher got angry and said: "What a fool! You see, if I put four coins in your pocket, but there is a hole in your pocket and all of them leak out, now what is left in your pocket?" "The hole," replied Peter.

时间: 2005-2-3 15:03

作者: bluesnan

以下是引用snoop在2005-2-3 14:46:00的发言：
"The hole,"

I like this abnormal answer.Lives need ingenuity.

时间: 2005-2-4 15:59

作者: snoop

时间: 2005-2-18 17:09

作者: killer03

Problem

"I have a problem," said Jack.

　　"Every time I go to the movies,a fat lady sits next to me and munches popcorn through the whole show."

　　"Why don't you change seats?" asked his friend John.

　　"I can't. She is my wife."

问题

我有个问题：捷克问道
每次我去看电影，一个胖女人做在我旁边，从头到尾都吃着包米花。
那你为什么不换个位置？他朋友约翰说
NO，她是我老婆

时间: 2005-2-18 17:17

作者: killer03

To buy a hat

A lady went to a hat shop to buy a hat. As she was very fussy, it took her a long time to pick on one. Already at the end of his patience the salesman was afraid that she might change her mind again so he tried to flatter her: "An excellent choice, madam. You look at least ten years younger with this hat on!"

　　To his dismay, the lady took off her hat at once and said: "I don't want a hat that makes me look ten years older as soon as I take it off. Show me some more hats!"
买帽子
一个妇人到帽子店买帽子。由于她的挑剔，花费了很长的时间。售货员耐着最后一点耐心，生怕她改变主义还要试其他的帽子，就奉承她：多好的眼光呀，您带上看上去至少年轻10岁。妇人立刻脱下帽子说：我不要了，我一脱下不就看着老了10岁吗？你还是让我看看其他的帽子吧！

时间: 2005-2-22 14:05

作者: snoop

The Bad News and the Terrible News

Michael sat in his attorney's office. "Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" the lawyer asked.

"Give me the bad news first."

"Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars."

"That's the bad news?" asked Michael incredulously. "I can't wait to hear the terrible news."

"The terrible news is that it's of you and your secretary."

坏消息和可怕的消息

　　迈克尔坐在律师的办公室里。“您想先知道坏消息还是可怕的消息？”律师问。
　　“先告诉我坏消息吧。”
　　“您的妻子发现了一张价值５０万美元的照片。”
　　“那就是坏消息？”迈克尔满腹怀疑，“我要等不及听那个可怕的消息了。”
　　“那可怕的消息就是那是一张您和秘书的照片。”

时间: 2005-2-25 12:51

作者: health007

收藏ed

时间: 2005-2-28 17:02

作者: snoop

What time is it now?

The two boys were camping in the backyard. When they couldn't figure out what time it was, the first boy said to the second, "Start singing very loud."

"How will that help?" said the second boy.

"Just do it," insisted the first.

Both boys broke into song, singing at the top of their lungs. Moments later, a neighbor threw open her window and shouted, "Keep it down! Don't you know it's three o'clock in the morning?"

现在几点了？

　　两个男孩子在后院露营，他们不知道到了晚上几点钟。于是，一个男孩对另外一个说：“我们开始大声唱歌就行了。”

　　“那就会知道时间吗？”第二个男孩问。

　　“只管唱吧。”第一个坚持道。

　　两个孩子开始大声唱歌，过了一会儿，一个邻居打开窗户喊道：“小声点！你们不知道现在是凌晨三点吗？”

时间: 2005-2-28 17:03

作者: snoop

How much does it cost?

　　On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time." He continued: "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $180. Are there any questions?"

　　At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired: "How much for a season pass?"

时间: 2005-3-2 15:28

作者: snoop

a family quarrel

The young newly-weds quarreled.

¡¡¡¡At last she could bear it no longer and burst into tears.

¡¡¡¡"I don't want to have anything to do with you any more.

¡¡¡¡I'm packing up my things and going off to mother."

¡¡¡¡"Fine, my dear," said the husband.

¡¡¡¡"Here are the traveling expenses."She counted the money.

¡¡¡¡"What about the money for the return ticket?"

时间: 2005-3-3 14:23

作者: snoop

Whose Son Is the Greatest

The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. "My son is a monsignor," said the first proud woman. "When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Monsignor.'"

The second mother went on, "My son is a bishop. When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Your Excellency

"My son is a cardinal." continued the next one. "When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Your Eminence.'"

The fourth mother thought for a moment. "My son is six-foot-ten and weighs 300 pounds," she said, "When he enters a room, people say, 'Oh, my God.'"

谁的儿子最伟大

　　四个神职人员的母亲聚在一起谈论自己的儿子。“我儿子是个牧师，”第一个骄傲的母亲说，“当他走进一个房间时，人们会说，‘您好，牧师。”
　　第二个母亲接着说，“我儿子是个主教，当他走进一个房间时，人们会说，‘您好，主教阁下。”
　　“我儿子是红衣主教，”第三个母亲继续，“当他走进一个房间时，人们会说，‘您好，尊敬的红衣主教。”
　　第四个母亲想了一会儿，说：“我儿子身高6尺10吋，体重300磅，当他走进一个房间时，人们都说，‘哦，我的上帝！”

时间: 2005-3-3 15:24

作者: hualong0923

googd.

时间: 2005-3-3 23:03

作者: czl9811

晕锻炼了俺的英语能力

时间: 2005-3-12 16:53

作者: QQfriend

^_^

时间: 2005-3-12 16:54

作者: QQfriend

呵呵

时间: 2005-3-12 16:54

作者: QQfriend

嘿嘿

时间: 2005-3-12 16:54

作者: QQfriend

哈哈

时间: 2005-3-12 16:55

作者: QQfriend

安逸

时间: 2005-3-12 16:55

作者: QQfriend

继续

时间: 2005-3-12 16:55

作者: QQfriend

顶

时间: 2005-3-12 16:55

作者: QQfriend

再来

时间: 2005-3-13 19:34

作者: 瓶子

up!wonderful jokes!

时间: 2005-3-14 20:17

作者: Rothen

Wonderful!

时间: 2005-4-8 01:01

作者: tjy944

还可以了，支持一下

时间: 2005-4-11 15:46

作者: prb8013

i see most of them before .it is old 帖。

时间: 2005-4-17 09:33

作者: prb8013

呵呵,顶

时间: 2005-4-18 17:28

作者: qiaofenger

Very beautiful！！！

时间: 2005-4-20 08:46

作者: upheap

GOOD

时间: 2005-4-24 12:01

作者: adam198002

GOOD IDEA

时间: 2005-4-24 19:54

作者: 超级小霸王

哈哈哈哈
太搞笑了！！！哈哈

时间: 2005-5-8 17:50

作者: gobest28

great !!!
我顶！！！
！！！！！！！！！
！！！！！！
！！！
！

时间: 2005-5-13 16:45

作者: old-fisher

Here I want to say something about my daughter.One day I found my daughter was reading some yellow story,I thought it was the time to give her a lesson about sex.So I call her in and told her:"people may fall in love but not all people would have a sex when they meet for the first time." She replied:"Yes,that`s right.they always drink something first."

时间: 2005-5-17 11:34

作者: wutian000001

顶

时间: 2005-5-17 19:31

作者: 辉辉

好

时间: 2005-5-29 10:28

作者: dannydon

全部读完，呵呵

时间: 2005-6-19 13:37

作者: abalone

the one of Italian English

时间: 2005-7-20 11:45

作者: 小组长

new site new jokes...

时间: 2005-7-20 14:03

作者: bluesnan

以下是引用old-fisher在2005-5-13 16:45:00的发言：
Here I want to say something about my daughter.One day I found my daughter was reading some yellow story,I thought it was the time to give her a lesson about sex.So I call her in and told her:"people may fall in love but not all people would have a sex when they meet for the first time." She replied:"Yes,that`s right.they always drink something first."

haha, funny. The words "yellow story" are improper.

时间: 2005-8-24 11:07

作者: raymood_lin

so tire ！！

时间: 2005-8-26 12:14

作者: yangmuhuo

good

时间: 2005-8-31 19:40

作者: zz0259aa

that is good

时间: 2005-9-30 13:19

作者: zq_1330969

看不懂咂办啊？

时间: 2005-9-30 13:20

作者: zq_1330969

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你偶然捞到一条开心的小鱼鱼，陪你开心了一个下午，然后你又把它放了，爱心奖励 100 金钱，经验增加 6 ！

哇哈哈，真爽！

时间: 2005-9-30 21:02

作者: tail111

好东西，顶一下

时间: 2005-10-8 16:41

作者: 飘落杭州

haha

时间: 2005-11-1 17:09

作者: CBCH

good,wonderful

时间: 2005-11-8 10:43

作者: anima

I Wasn't Asleep

　　　When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!"

　　　"I wasn't asleep," the man answered.

　　　"Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed."

　　　"I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."

　　我没有睡着

　　当一群妇女上车之后，车上的座位全都被占满了。售票员注意到一名男子好象是睡着了，他担心这个人会坐过站，就用肘轻轻地碰了碰他，说：“先生，醒醒！”

　　　 “我没有睡着。”那个男人回答。

　　　 “没睡着？可是你眼睛都闭上了呀？”

　　　 “我知道，我只是不愿意看到在拥挤的车上有女士站在我身边而已。”

时间: 2005-11-8 10:43

作者: anima

The poor husband

"You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend. "She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong.

可怜的丈夫

“你根本无法想象和我妻子打交道是多么的难，”一个男人对他的朋友诉苦说，“她问我一个问题，然后自己回答了，过后又花半个小时跟我解释为什么我的答案是错的。”

时间: 2005-11-8 10:45

作者: anima

Where is the father?

　　　 Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.

　　　 "Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!"

　　　 "Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?"

　　　 The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he was painting the pictures."

　　父亲在哪儿？

　　　兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。

　　　 “看，”哥哥说，“这些画多漂亮呀！”

　　　 “是啊，”弟弟说道，“可是在所有这些画中，只有妈妈和孩子。那爸爸去哪儿了呢？”

　　　哥哥想了会儿，然后解释道：“很明显，他当时正在画这些画呗。”

时间: 2005-11-8 10:45

作者: anima

　Does the dog know the proverb,　too?

　　　 The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.

　　　 "It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?"

　　　 "Ah, yes," answered the little boy. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?"

　　狗也知道这个谚语吗？

　　　一个小男孩非常不喜欢狗狂叫的样子。

　　　“没有关系，”一位先生说，“不用害怕，你知道这条谚语吗：‘吠狗不咬人。’”

　　　“啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道吗？”

时间: 2005-11-8 10:46

作者: anima

Only cash and credit cards

　　　 When a man called a motel and asked how much they charged for

　　a room, the clerk told him that the rates depend on room size and number of people.

　　　 " Do you take children?" the man asked.

　　　 "No, sir," replied the clerk. "Only cash and credit cards."

　　只算现金和信用卡

　　　一个人打电话给一家汽车旅馆询问房租，旅馆的工作人员回答说房租的多少取决于房间的大小和住客的人数。

　　　 “小孩儿算不算呢？”那人问道。

　　　 “不算，先生。”服务员回答，“我们只算现金和信用卡。”

时间: 2005-11-8 10:46

作者: anima

A Smart Housewife.

　　A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she was burning. She was very excited, and said: "That'll be terrific! Since one stove can save half of the coal, if I buy two, no coal will be needed!"

　　精明的家庭主妇

　　一位精明的家庭主妇听人说有一种炉子用起来可以比她现在用的炉子省一半的煤。她听了大为兴奋，说：“那太好了！一个炉子可以省一半的煤，那么如果我买两个炉子的话，不就可以把煤全都省下来了吗？”

时间: 2005-11-24 09:52

作者: tmdtmdtmd

very interesting !!joke is a unit of humor,intelligence,and artifice!
i like jokes!

时间: 2005-12-9 16:47

作者: tnt_zwz

不错，收藏

时间: 2005-12-16 17:30

作者: RexInChina

不错，应该经常来看看
当然，有合适的joke，也会发的。

时间: 2006-1-3 17:12

作者: 海风8866

时间: 2006-1-21 15:37

作者: RexInChina

顶啊

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