趣味英文测试--看看你和恋人的关系

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Do you make him kiss your butt so often he needs knee-pads, or are you the one who's whipped? Find out.
你在和男友的关系中占主导地位还是被他牵着鼻子走？马上找出答案。


1. When you two get into a fight, how do you deal?

　　A. Stew for a bit, then try to talk it out.(1)

　　B. Kiss and apologize immediately.(3)

　　C. Throw a tantrum or withhold nooky.(0)


2. You accompany your man to his old frat buddy's birthday party and are sooo bored. You:

　　A. Get another cup of warm beer. (3)

　　B. Say "C'mon, I want to leeeeeave!"(0)

　　C. Strike a deal: You'll stay if he comes to your pal's party next week.(1)


　　
3. When are you likely to spoil him with a fab meal or massage?

　　A. Whenever. He's a hot guy, and if you don't give him TLC, he'll W-A-L-K.(3)

　　B. After you've yelled at him or hurt him in some other way and feel a tad guilty.(1)

　　C. When he has news worth celebrating or after he's done you a favor.(0)


4 . Pretend your man was just invited to a party at the Playboy Mansion. You'd:

　　A. Secretly cringe but tell him to enjoy himself -- and buy him a disposable camera and a water gun so he can have fun.(3)

　　B. Beg him not to go and if he went anyway, you'd call him incessantly on his cell.(1)

　　C. Say okay, but joke that you'll be at a strip club called Guys Gone Wild.(0)


5. When you sleep next to each other in bed, you...

　　A. Give him 75 percent of the bed.(3)

　　B. Hog the covers.(0)

　　C. Take up half the space.(1)

　　

6. Who shows up late more often when you meet for dates?

　　A. Him. But it's no big deal -- you play solitaire on your cell phone.(3)

　　B. You. Hello, every woman should keep her man waiting just a little!. (0)

　　C. Both of you are equally punctual.(1)

　　

7. Are you more excited to talk about his day...or yours?

　　A. Yours, naturally!(3)

　　B. Depends on who has more going on.(1)

　　C. His -- you feel selfish blabbing first.(0)


8. How often do you expect your guy to pay for things?

　　A. Let's put it this way: The only time you'll open your wallet is to buy tampons.(0)

　　B. You'll swipe the tab occasionally.(1)

　　C. You wind up footing the bill a lot of the time, but that's okay -- you don't really mind.(3)


9. Do you ever make your man watch chick flicks or sit in boutiques while you shop?

　　A. Never! He'd laugh in your face.(0)

　　B. Honey, that's the story of your weekend -- even Super Bowl weekend.(1)

　　C. Occasionally, but you've also endured NASCAR-and-buffalo wings nights(3)