鬼子对张艺谋表演的评价

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They were seriously creeping me out with their little girl singing and ultra-short skirts.
　　　　那个小女孩的歌唱和超超短裙简直太恐怖了


I was cooking and so couldn’t see the TV, but when I came back, I was startled. But the Chinese chicks still scared me more. They were like weird porn robots.
　　　　我当时这在做饭所以没有看电视，但是当我回来的时候我简直惊呆了（此处是谈论一个别的问题，跟老谋子的表演无关），但是这些中国小妞更是把我吓坏了。她们就像古怪的色情机器人一样。


Yikes, I just saw the Chinese Robert Palmer girl routine. Now I’m scared.
　　　　靠，我刚刚看到中国ROBERT PALMER女郎的例行表演，现在，我吓坏了

这个robert是谁？此人乃很久以前的美国一流行乐手也。他的MTV的风格一贯是一个人在前面唱，后面一群浓妆艳抹穿超短裙的女郎拿吉塔假弹。不过她们的超短裙比老谋子的谋女郎要长，人也要漂亮一些。

The dancing Chinese women were kinda freaky, but the little girl was cute if horribly off key.
　　　　那些跳舞的中国女人有点怪/（恐怖？），但是那个小女孩还是很可爱的，虽然严重走音。

It is a Chinatown waitress dress
　　　　嘿那是唐人街女招待的制服。

Unfortunately they butchered the jasmine song, first with the scandalously clad girl group and then by the cute but seriously off key little girl. My favorite parts were with the kungfu/wushu and the traditional Chinese opera. However, I totally did not understand the theme of relating the Olympic sports to the Great Wall. What, hundreds of thousands of people died while a dictator forced them to compete in the Olympics?



　　　　很遗憾她们屠杀了那首茉莉歌。先是一群穿着暴露低俗的女子，然后是一个严重走音的小女孩。我最喜欢的部分是功夫/武术表演和传统中国戏剧。
　　　　但是我完全不了解这个主题长城和奥林匹克精神有什么联系？难道说成千上万的人死于一个古代暴君之下因为要强迫他们参加奥运会？