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Watt　and　Speke

电话中...


SPEKE: Are you there? Are you there?
WATT: No, I am here.
SPEKE: What's your name?
WATT: Watt.
SPEKE: Can't you hear? What's your name?
WATT: Watt's my name.
SPEKE: Yes, What's your name?
WATT: My name is Watt.
SPEKE: I'm asking you.
WATT: Watt is my name.
SPEKE: I don't know.
WATT: I am Tommy Watt.
SPEKE: Oh, I am sorry. I didn't understand you.
WATT: Who are you?
SPEKE: Speke..
WATT: I am speaking.
SPEKE: No, it isn't. My name is Speke I want to speak to Day.
WATT: You can speak today. Speak, Speke..
SPEKE: No, listen. I want to speak to Day! To Day!
WATT: It's today now, Speke.
SPEKE: But I want to speak to Mr. Sam Day now.
WATT: Well, you can't speak to Day today, Speke.. Day is not here today. He won't be back till Sunday.

[此贴子已经被作者于2004-11-30 12:28:21编辑过]