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爱心徽章,06年为希望小学奉献爱心纪念徽章

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发表于 2004-12-4 15:00:00 |只看该作者 |倒序浏览
1.  Call.
2.  Don't lie.
3.  The answer to "Do I LOOK fat?" is never, ever "YES".
4.  Ditto for "Is she prettier thatn me?"
5.  Ordering for her is good. Telling  her what she wants is bad.
6.  Talking is good.Shouting is bad.
7.  A grun is seldom an  acceptable answer to any question .
8.  NOne of your ex-girlfriends was nicer or prettier.
9.  Her cooking is excellent. That isn't an excuse for you to avoid cooking.
10. Clean socks.
11. You are wrong.
12. You are sorry.
13. Never let her walk anywhere alone after 11:00 pm.
14. Chivalry and feminism are NOT mutually exclusive.
15. Don't tell her you love her if you don't .Tell her you love her if you do.Of
ten.
16. Remember Valeentine's Day .
17. Don't try to change the way she dresses .
18. Her haircut is never bad.

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